Question of the Day

Why in the hell do they call it "taking a dump" when you're not really taking it anywhere? Why in the hell don't they call it "leaving a dump" instead? That'd make a lot more sense damnit.

This post brought to you by Psyllium husk, espresso, and hangovers.

Now for something completey different

Here's some puppets singing "Jungle" by Electric Light Orchestra. Thanks to the Sleepies for getting me to come out of the closet.