Bazillion Points Demo Blog/I have no fucking cred

Ok so I know I've posted about it before but fuck man, the deeper you get in to Ian Christe's demo blog the better your life gets. Like 100%. If I was a lazier sack of shit I'd basically skip out on doing this blog and link to his shit every time he posts something new. But I'm not that guy. But seriously, I've downloaded, and listened to everything on there and it's way better than anything I will ever be able to break here give or take some local touring band demo tapes and possibly that Metalian demo. Crossover, early death metal, speed, thrash, grind, you name it.

Fuck, go right now and download Beyond Possession, Infernal Death, Demonax, Pap Smear, and Noxious. Go. Now. Fucking do it.

CLICK THE PICTURE FOR A LINK! LOOK WHAT I LEARNED HOW TO DO!

Report back later.

ENDLESS BLOCKADES

Endless Blockades

So a couple of friends and I started this photoblog. You'll get the idea pretty quickly.

Other posters include:
Jen Gnarlitude
MLProject
Shants
Farced
and
Skeletal Beach

EDIT: I'M A FUCKING IDIOT. LINK NOW AT TOP.

Bazillion Points Blog + a short apology

So over the last couple of weeks I've been pillaging Ian Christe's Bazillion Points blog for the best fucking demos ever. Like truly rare, impossible to come by, only discovered by the biggest fucking metal dork you've ever met shit. It rules. Go to the Bazillion Points Blog now damnit.

Also, I just wanna apologize for the massive lack of doom lately. I've pretty much been stuck in a downward spiral of nothing but Electric Wizard, Bongzilla and Sleep when it comes to doom for the moment and I can't really get past it at the moment. More doom as soon as I find something else

HELL YEAH crew in town!

Photo by John Prolly. The one and only.

Ok now that that pain in the ass review is finally (almost outta the way), I can get back to the fun shit! Like hollering at the HELL YEAH/Charge Bikes crew who are in town from London. Motherfucker know how to enjoy a Sunday that's for fucks sure. Anyway, check out the HELL YEAH Blog! written by Juliet.

UPTHEDRUNXXX!!!

So the queefs over in the Sleepies are finally unemployed, bored, and self important enough to have started a podcast. It's alright, you know, for a buncha queefs.

I can't wait for the Haunted Castle vs. Sleepies musical swordfight to the death that is bound to happen in the future. Just you wait motherfuckers... Just you wait.
Up The Drunx Podcast

Why We Keep Sweden Around

My friend just forwarded me this blog post of some crazy ass Swedish black metaler. Enjoy.

AUDIO VERSION: Balcks Metals Blöggings as read by Skwisgaar Skwigelf


NOTE FROM DAN BONES: THIS IS TO BE READ IN THE SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF VOICE!

Subject: I thought you would get a kick out of this SWEDISH BALCK
METAL GUSYY" FUCKING BLOG POST FROM MYSPACE!!!

Fuck off with your bullshits!You have a mental ill and I have no
fucking idea. If someone says some shit again about me or my life I'll
sue them, you can be Jesus christ too but I'll don't care. I'm not
here for knowing people. The real life is different to internet shit.
Open your fucking eyes. START TO DO WHAT YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT, WORDS
ARE USELESS AND TALKIN' IS SIMPLE. ALSO MOSTLY OF YOU THINK THAT
YOU'RE REALLY INTO SOMETHING (about things too much high for you), BUT
FINALLY YOU DON'T HAVE AN IDEA OF WHAT IT REALLY IS. GET A LIFE AND
SPEND MORE TIME IN REAL PLACES AND LESS ON INTERNET! I'D LIKE ALSO TO
KNOW WHO IS THE BITCH THAT STOLE SOME PICS OF ONE OF MY TATTOOS (THE
REAPER WITH FLAMES AND A NAME) AND SHE GIVES SHIT ABOUT MY LIFE WITH
OTHERS AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE THAT I WAS I BECAUSE I DELETED MY PAGE ONE
YEAR AGO AND I RE-START ONLY NOT MUCH WEEKS AGO BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS SO
BUSY WITH MY STUDIES AND WORK. I'M REALLY INTERESTED BECAUSE I LEARN
SOME SHIT THESE DAYS AND I DID NOT TALK ABOUT MY LIFE ETC. WITH NOBODY
THAT I DON'T KNOW PERSONALITY AND NOBODY THAT I DON'T KNOW HAS MY
CONTACT! FOR WHO BELIEVES IN, YOU'RE A FUCKER LIKE HER. IT'S ALWAYS
SIMPLE BE HIDDEN BY A COMPUTER. COME ON! FACE TO FACE AND WE CLEAR
SOMETHING!