Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Become my Disciple

So I finally figured out how the hell to allow you fiends to show your allegiance to the No Gods way of life. If you look under the poll thingy there's a new section that says follow this blog. Sign the fuck up for it? Pretty please?

5 comments:

Surly Gourmand said...

Mr. Crank,

are you familiar with Acid Bath? It will defragment the hard drive in your mind. In a good way.

Sincerely,

Your Friend the Surly Motherfucking Gourmand

Jack Crank said...

Mr. Gourmand,
Not only am I familiar with Acid Bath, I enthusiastically support their endeavors and would gladly subscribe to their newsletter. Consider my mental hard drive summarily crashed. Which album do you recommend I should post for the enjoyment of our other listeners?

Regards and best wishes,
Jack Motherfucking Crank

Jack Crank said...

Oh yeah, and sign up to be a follower of the blog, which was the idea of this post.

Surly Gourmand said...

Mr. Crank,

BOTH of Acid Bath's albums are perfect, so it would be tough to pick a favorite track, although "The Mortician's Flame," "Fingerpaintings of the Insane," and "Diab Soule" all rock your face to the MAXX!


Note: in Washington state, if a track rocks your face in excess of 1000 face rocking units per square inch of face, "max" must be spelled with TWO X'S. Sorry, it's not me; it's the law.

Sincerely,

Your Friend the Surly Motherfucking Gourmand

Jack Crank said...

Mr. Gourmand,

While I undoubtedly respect your opinion on song choice and I don't wish to disrespect or belittle any local customs, in New York city, spelling of the word "MAXX" with more than one x is generally punishable by the administration of one, severe, unadulterated beatdown by a jury of peers. Either that or a whole lot of not getting laid for a while.

Anyways, I'll toss up some Acid Bath in the near future. I'm pretty much in Slayer mode full fucking force right now.