Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Hellshock - Only The Dead Know The End Of War



Saw these dudes a bunch of months back at the Knitting Factory tap bar with the Estranged and probably Atakke or someone. Shit was fucking awesome. It's been rainy here all fucking day which really puts me in the mood for some "apocalyptic crusty stenchcore" or whatever goofy genre you wanna call these guys. I call it badass Portland hardcore. To the motherfucking Maxxx.

Warning, do not listen if you want to feel warm and fuzzy and shit.

Hellshock - Only the Dead Know the End of War

Monday, July 20, 2009

Amebix Monolith Download Fixed

See Amebix Monolith Post for original file

Tracks of the Week (In no particular order)

New tracks up. Here's last weeks. Definitely a couple from that "box set".

* Tragedy - A Call To Arms
* Angel Witch - Angel Witch
* Hellhammer - Maniac
* Morne - Force
* Razor - Evil Invaders
* Church of Misery - Badlands (Charles Starkweather & Caril Fugate)
* Yob - Silence of Heaven
* Demolition Hammer - Corpse Content
* Demonax - Athority
* Beyond Possession - Deadly Messages

Saved on a Monday

Holy fucking shit, Mike Ley just sent me the fucking jackpot for a day when I was feeling completely uninspired to do anything but sit around listening to fucking Angel Witch and Church of Misery for the 50th time in 5 days.

Enemy of the Music Business Box Set

Check that shit out. It will seriously totally flip your shit if you're into gross, angry music. I have no idea who this dude is but fuck, the next week of my life is fucking set for music.

Broken up in to 5 sections:

- Crust
- D-Beat
- Anarcho Punk
- Grindcore
- Power Violence/Thrashcore

I should just give up now.

EDIT: Holy fucking shit man, just started listening to this. I am going to have the best week ever. Definitely scope that blog. Unreal, even for gringos.

Harpoon at the Charleston, Brooklyn, 7/14/2009

Harpoon at the Charleston in Brooklyn, 7/14/09 from Jack Crank on Vimeo.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Best Infographic Of All Time

Just got this from Junior. Thanks WFMU blog for being amazing...

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Tragedy/Morne/Brain Killer/Brainhandle live in Brooklyn 7/12/09

Last Sunday was apparently the last show ever at Studio B in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. Now, as an opening line, this may sound all kinds of dramatic and sad and shit but really, who gives a fuck. Studio B was(/is still? Who knows, this place has been "closing" for over a year now.) usually some shit üntzüntzdiscodancepartyfunkytime club that usually attracts the santorum of Brooklyn (read: coked out Royal Oak rejects and thickneck fake tan Jaegerbombs dudes) that featured the occasional rock/punk show. That being said, due to it's status as like Dubstep discodanceland, they have a fucking annihilator of a sound system featuring like a fucking wall of massive subs. Shit is epic. Anyways, to close they doors I guess they figured they'd go out on the crustiest note they could muster and managed to snag Tragedy for one US date before they head off to Europe for their summer tour.

When I first heard that Tragedy was coming to town I was totally fucking stoked. They are the Amebix of this decade and easily one of the best bands around. Then I remembered the kinda meh last Tragedy show I saw (my first time seeing them...) at the Knit last year some time and was a little hesitant. I mean this show was the first of the tour, that one was one of the last. Either way I was gonna fucking be there, especially with Morne and Brain Killer playing.

I was not let down. At fucking all. Not even a little. Brain Killer, Brainhandle, and especially Morne and Tragedy turned it in to a slaughterhouse. Brain Killer and Brain Handle are both definitely acts to catch. In fact, I'd say that BK at 538 Johnson was easily one of the best house shows I've seen in ages. Morne was way more monstrous/epic/heavy/etcetcetc than I was imagining. Actually kind of reminded me of Amebix in a few ways (you know, more than just the obvious influence on their songs). They had a great balance between slow, doomy parts, and crusty hardcore parts. The sound was excellent and they sounded like the end of the world live. Dual vox/dual guitars approach really laid down the weight.

If you're paying attention, you'll notice that I haven't really mentioned blacklisted. There's a reason for that. That reason is because brocore is fucking lame. Especially when it brings out the thickneck throwdown crew to an otherwise friendly affair. If I had to write a letter it'd prolly look something like this:

"Dear Blacklisted, while your music isn't the worst thing I've ever heard, in fact it occasionally borders on the enjoyable, your fanbase of collarwearing khaki short roundhousing kids, thickneck pound-the-shit-out-of-little-kids-for-no-reason linebackers, and awkward Boston post mall-punks isn't exactly the most enjoyable. Keep up the good work... back in Boston.

Love and Cheek Kisses,
Crank"

Anyways, it all came down to Tragedy at the end of the night. They did not disappoint. Lemme just put it this way. I usually follow the "No crowd-surfing/stage-diving for kids over 175lbs" rule pretty fucking strictly. It definitely makes the show more enjoyable for the majority. For Tragedy, I smashed that rule to fucking pieces for the first time in years. I definitely heard "Not Fucking Fodder", "Call to Arms", "The Day After", and "The Ending Fight". They also played one, possibly 2 new songs as well. Could this mean a new album? Who knows?! Shit dude, for a bunch of semi-drunk dudes they were tighter than Nancy Reagan's asshole and heavier than a 10 ton weight. EURO-FRIENDS: GO SEE TRAGEDY.

Here's some shots from the show. Sorry I don't have more of the FSU dudes trying to bludgeon my friend Matt's Gold lame clad ass. Oh yeah, and sorry I don't have better pics of Tragedy, I was busy losing my shit and going buckwild.

BRAINHANDLE








Best gameface ever




MORNE










TRAGEDY










Tragedy - The Day After Live at Studio B. July 12th, 2009 from Jack Crank on Vimeo.



Part 1: Morne - Eyes live at Studio B, Brooklyn NY July 12th, 2009 from Jack Crank on Vimeo.



Part 2 Morne - Eyes at Studio B, Brooklyn NY July 12, 2009 from Jack Crank on Vimeo.

Hellhammer - Apocalyptic Raids & Demon Entrails




Believe it or not, there was a time before Celtic Frost. In this black swirling abyss of history, the forces of evil began to coalesce and would form the roots of basically every single kind of extreme metal everywhere. Of course, the most evil, twisted, and deviant of all of these was a band of three half man, half goat, all foul bastards from the pleasant hills of Switzerland under the name of Hellhammer. Inspired by playing Venom's "In League With Satan" 45 single at 33.3RPM and probably drinking a shit ton, these fuck ups made some of the bestworst deviant mindmelting noisetrash ever to plague our planet. The riffs are the equivalent of a crack baby with with down syndrome, the drums are about on rhythm as high school sex, the bass tone is something akin to a case of ex-lax, and the vocals. Oh god, the vocals. Fucking hell amazing.

Shit dude, this band is easily the best representation of "man it was a time and a place." One of those, "Fuck I wish I'd been in that basement" kind of groups. Anyways, if you want to hear what the band who got famous for literally being "the worst band in metal" yet somehow went on to form one of the most formidable, interesting, bands in hardrock history sounds like get this. Only released on cassette demos, these are the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd demo tapes. A bunch of these (aka Demon Entrails) were re-released last year and sound about 400x better than their 8 generation cassette forefathers.

Shit dude, I don't care who you are, if you can't bang your head to Hellhammer you're a fucking dick.

Hellhammer - Apocalyptic Raids
Hellhammer - Demon Entrails

Monday, July 13, 2009

Tracks of the Week (In no particular order)

Aight the products of one of the best weeks of new music I've had in ages is up now.

Last week's trax.
* Disnihil - Markings Consistent With Butchery
* Severed Head of State - Cloning Sheep
* Inepsy - See You in Hell!
* Tötalitar - Multinationella Mordare
* From Ashes Rise - Uniforms
* Cro-Mags - Signs of the Times
* Anti-Cimex - Game of the Arseholes
* Avskum - Girigbukar
* The Accüsed - Buried Alive
* Victims - Lydande SMA Docktor

Email me if you want any of them.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Diamond Head - Diamond Head EP (AKA the White Album or Lightning to the Nations)



The band that pretty much single-handedly started Metallica and Megadeth. Basically the grandaddies of speed metal. NWOBHM legends Diamond Head fucking killed it with some of the most lasting axe licks of all times. Guess I'm on a NWOBHM kick or something lately, who woulda fucking guessed. Usually I dive in to the skatethrashcrossovercore pretty hard during the sunny months. Gotta keep it classic sometimes.

There's really enough written about this band album that you can do your own damned research in like 3 minutes on google or allmusic. Y'all are big kids and everyone and their mom has heard Metallica's version of "Am I Evil?" Just uh... I dunno listen to the real deal shit and get your Spinal Tap inspiration on.

Click the pic for the d/l

Church of Misery - Houses of the Unholy




If there was ever a band that made me want to smoke a drugs and kill my neighbors dog it's Church of Misery. I fucking love this band so fucking hard. Worship at the stoner church of riff-death with me friends. Every song on this album is, perhaps not surprisingly considering the subject matter, a fucking killer. Absolutely nothing original about this album, which is just the way I fucking like it when it comes to my stoner doom. Songs about serial killers + a Sir Lord Baltimore cover + fuzz and wah + repetition + screaming = Break your fucking neck with the headbanging massacre fury. What more can you ask for? Seriously. Nothing like CoM to bring out the finest in hyperbole. Fuck I'm havin' a good day.

Click the picture for the download link.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Amazing New Yob on the Mishka Blog



Go get this album. Mike and co are so on fucking point it hurts. Best guitar sound in the biz, besides sleep that is... right? Seriously one of the most interesting doom albums I've heard in a while. Definitely not the same old recycled crap.

Click the picture for the link

"This is the best thing ever"



Courtesy of Tony AKA: Slobodan and shot by the Hell Yeah crew at Hellfest.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Angel Witch - Angel Witch



Ever since starting Endless Blockades I've seen way too many Angel Witch backpatches. This of course makes me remember that Angel Witch rules every time I see their name. Thus, me posting Angel Witch. You'll have to excuse me for being completely retarded, for some reason the thick coating of malt residue and nitrites that coats my miniscule brain is extra fucking thick today. Seriously, before I had coffee I sounded like Toki fucking Wartooth with down syndrome. It was bad. I haven't really gotten past that. Either way, Angel Witch is like metamucil for the mind during your "slower" more "blocked up" days.

NWOBHM killer shit. Easily some of the best guitar lines of the last 30 years.

And they look great in white...



PS: I'M DOING THIS NEW THING NOW WHERE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET TO THE DOWNLOAD IS CLICK THE PICTURE AT THE TOP. TRY IT OUT. IT'S FUCKING SWEET. Thanks to Prolly for the knowledge.

Bazillion Points Demo Blog/I have no fucking cred



Ok so I know I've posted about it before but fuck man, the deeper you get in to Ian Christe's demo blog the better your life gets. Like 100%. If I was a lazier sack of shit I'd basically skip out on doing this blog and link to his shit every time he posts something new. But I'm not that guy. But seriously, I've downloaded, and listened to everything on there and it's way better than anything I will ever be able to break here give or take some local touring band demo tapes and possibly that Metalian demo. Crossover, early death metal, speed, thrash, grind, you name it.

Fuck, go right now and download Beyond Possession, Infernal Death, Demonax, Pap Smear, and Noxious. Go. Now. Fucking do it.

CLICK THE PICTURE FOR A LINK! LOOK WHAT I LEARNED HOW TO DO!

Report back later.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Monster Magnet - Spine of God



Where the fuck have I been for the last 2 decades? Seriously, somebody smack the shit out of me.

Monster Magnet - Spine of God

Uhhh Whut?

X posted from A much better blog than this one

HELLBASTARD COMING TO TOWN

HOLY SHIT!

Friday September 25, 7pm Osiris Presents
Hellbastard / Resistant Culture / Atakke
Ticket Price: $10 - 18+


And if you've never seen Resistant Culture, get your ass out right now. So fucking gnarly, one of the best guitarists around.

Old Hellbastard


Here's a video of the new Hellbastard song. For the old album, search the blog, I posted it a while back. I always forget how gnarly scruff's shredding is. Heavy shit man.


Man, these dudes are having way more fun than you right now.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Disnihil - Self Titled



Here's the s/t from NYC's own Disnihil. Shit's killer. Such good fucking d-beat. Hey Disnihil, do a split with Rats in the Walls? Fuck yeah NY. Hold that shit down.

Disnihil - S/T

Tracks of the Week (In no particular order)

New tracks is upped. Can you guess what kinda kick I'm on...? If you want any please feel free to email me at nogodsnovegetables@gmail.com

Last weeks tracks.
* Aus Rotten - B.A.T.F.
* Electric Wizard - Return Trip
* Kegcharge - Thorax Lagerated By Tripwire
* Macrodex - Altar of Death
* Vex - It's No Crime
* Amebix - Axeman
* Minsk - Consumed By Horizons
* Salome - Onward Destroyer
* Thin Lizzy - Cowboy Song
* Post Mortem - Armies of the Dead

Crust Pants?

Best Opening Line To An Article Ever

Read this, it's funny shit.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

HATE AND DESTROY

Tracks of the Week (In no particular order)

New Tracks Up. Here's last weeks

* Dismember - Dismembered/Skin Her Alive
* Morne - Sorrow
* Cock Sparrer - We're Coming Back
* The Skuds - Absurd
* Hell's - Revenge
* Megadeth - Tornado of Souls
* Nausea - Johnny Got His Gun
* Saint Vitus - War Is Our Destiny
* Sleep - Anguish
* Spazz - Shovetheinternetupyourgapinganalcavity@dork.com

Aus Rotten - Not One Single Fucking Hit Discography





I'm drowing in crust this week and I fucking love it. Tragedy, Nausea, After the Bombs, Hellshock, and Aus Rotten on fucking repeat. Therefore I feel it necessary to share the Aus Rotten discography today. Pittsburgh's grimiest for 71 fucking minutes straight. Songs from their early 7"s and "The System Works" coupled with some amazing live cuts/covers. You really can't go wrong here. Getting through the whole album in one sitting is fucking abrasive but nobody's making you listen to the whole fucking thing then are they?

If anyone has the album art in a bigger size please let me know?

Aus Rotten - Not One Single Fucking Hit Discography

Monday, June 29, 2009

ENDLESS BLOCKADES



Endless Blockades

So a couple of friends and I started this photoblog. You'll get the idea pretty quickly.

Other posters include:
Jen Gnarlitude
MLProject
Shants
Farced
and
Skeletal Beach

EDIT: I'M A FUCKING IDIOT. LINK NOW AT TOP.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Detestation - Detestation



Speaking of PDX and crust, let's get a little more gender balanced here. Detestation has possibly the gnarliest vocals in all of crust/d-beat. Oh yeah, the bands pretty fuckin' on point too. Tell me I'm wrong fucker. I dare you.

Detestation - Detestation

Tragedy - Vengeance & Nerve Damage




Woke up this morning with an insatiable lust for crust. Tragedy was my fix. I posted the S/T a bunch of months ago so here's the follow-ups. Vengeance and Nerve Damage both bring out two totally different sides of the band. Vengeance is Tragedy at their best (in my opinion). I mean seriously, these dudes are the Nausea/Aus Rotten/Amebix/Discharge of the 00's. Members of basically every amazing crust band of the last 20 years have passed through their ranks or the ranks of their members other/previous bands. For fucks sake, they've even gone on to spawn other "genres" of crust based on whether or not a band sounds like them (see yesterday's posts...). Nerve Damage is definitely an older, bitterer band but one still fucking seething with energy. Todd's voice is definitely gnarlier and grittier and the band throws out such a vibe of relentless disgust and power that you'll have trouble sleeping at night. Get both, start with Vengeance. Most appropriately named record of all time.

July 12th people, July fucking 12th.

Tragedy - Vengeance
Tragedy - Nerve Damage

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Dismember - Like An Ever Flowing Stream



Somehow, in the last week, I've managed to listen to nothing but Cock Sparrer, Black Sabbath, and Saint Vitus non-fucking stop. But, last night while shooting the shit with the dudes from The Skuds and Nuclear Blast Suntan I made the inebriated claim that Entombed's "Left Hand Path" is the greatest of all Swedish Death Metal albums. Chris on the other hand respectfully disagreed with me and insisted that in fact, Dismember "Like and Ever Flowing Stream" was in fact, where it was at. Not exactly being the worlds foremost authority on Swedish Death Metal I figured I should probably just drunkenly call him a motherfucker and insist that I was right anyways in order to preserve my status.

Thank god for drunk music bullshitting because after listening to this album today, I can officially say that I have a new, tied for 1st place favorite Swedish Death Metal album. Fuck yeah dudes, LaEFS is definitely a perfect compliment to LHP. Just a few less speed changes and perhaps a little lower on the sonically mind annihilating parts but on the whole a little more charging and in your fucking face. Shit, a few months ago in the Left Hand Path post I called it m favorite punk album of the year or something. Well this has replaced it. LHP is now one of my 2 top punk albums. So much hardcore/d-beat influence here. It rules.

Dismember - Like An Ever Flowing Stream

Previous Tracks of the Week

Should I just start calling them the shit I'm listening to at the moment tracks? I gotta step up my game sorry. Anyways, here's the last ones, new ones are already up. Email me if you want any of them.

* The Ramones - Chainsaw
* Salome - White Tides
* Terror - Destruction
* GISM - Syphilitic Vaginas
* Hawkwind - Sonic Attack
* Entombed - Contempt
* Electric Wizard - Funeralopolis
* Possessed - Confessions
* Black Anvil - Margin for Terror
* Oak - Wilt

Morne - Demo 2008



Things tagged as "Dark crust but not a Tragedy clone" on last.fm are definitely my new favorite genre of the day. That would basically say it all about this band but that would be selling them way short. I mean, violins people. Fuckin violins. Basically it's dudes from Grief (RIP) and Filth of Mankind and friends who obviously listen to a shit ton of Portland/classic "stenchcore" but have a different view on how to play it.

Is it doomy crust? Is it crusty doom? Is it straight crust? Who give's a fuck, it's gonna be amazing live. I am so stoked for this Tragedy show damnit.

EDIT ALERT: The dudes from Morne say "we don't really listen to those portland bands , we are just friends with them." Further proof that I don't know shit about fuck.

Morne - Demo 2008

Bring the Stench!

TRAGEDY, MORNE, BRAIN KILLER & BLACK LISTED @ STUDIO B. JULY 12TH

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Sleep - Volume One



On the flipside of the rampage of Megadeth, here's the first Sleep LP. We got somethin' fer e'rey'un at NGNV. While they hadn't really hit their stride here, Sleep as a 4 man unit with Justin Marler playing just post Asbestosdeath, super Sabbath-inspired sludge/stoner doom. It's cool to hear the forming of the Sleep sound here but don't dismiss it as a just a formative album... Or I'll fuck you up. It's heavy man.


Sleep - Volume One

Megadeth - Rust in Peace



After watching all 11 parts of VH1's behind the music on Megadeth over the last couple of days, I still can still say that Dave Mustaine is a fucking dickhead these days. But, I can also say that Megadeth is one of the best fucking bands in metal. Through Countdown to Extinction, they made some of the best fucking thrash known to man. Stacked up against the other 3 of the big 4, only Slayer comes off as more brutal, more unhinged, and more threatening. Everybody knows that Mustaine was/is basically one of the most fucked up individuals on earth, but fuck me if that dude didn't invent thrash guitar. Period. I guess massive drug consumption and even bigger emotional fuckups really do make for fucking killer metal. Fast as fuck, sloppy as hell, but somehow just tight enough.

I went with Rust in Peace because song for song this Album hits harder than just about any one thrash album besides maybe Reign in Blood. There's a chance that Ride the Lighting can duke it out but with Holy Wars, Tornado of Souls, Poison Was the Cure, Polaris, Hangar 18, etc. I mean fuck, I can pretty much break my neck on everything on there besides 5 magics. Even Dawn Patrol has that completely necessary threat that makes thrash as fucking crucial is it is.

I'm not sure if it was 100% oneupmanship or Mustaine generally hating/fearing the world, or just plain old posturing, but underneath all the cartoon politics this album is definitely a relevant, creepy, menacing chunk of sound. Go put this shit on and skate or something.

Megadeth - Rust in Peace

Monday, June 22, 2009

This is the coolest thing I have ever seen

Holy fuck man, check this fucking footage out. You can totally see where Iommi lost his fucking fingertips. Also, let's talk about a wall of sonic death to stand in front of. Fuck yeah sabbath. Technically this is before the release of their first album too. Primo shit.

Saint Vitus - Hallow's Victim & The Walking Dead EP




Here's my atonement for not posting up enough doom shit lately. Fucking Vitus man. So good... Maybe I'll post the first album later but for now, "War is Our Destiny" and the Sadist should do you fine. Vitus is the real fucking deal.

Saint Vitus - Hallow's Victim

Saint Vitus - The Walking Dead EP

The only way to start the week

Seriously, watch til the end. It's so worth it.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Nadja - When I See The Sun Always Shines On TV



See, toldjah there'd be some doom. Here's possibly one of the stranger concepts I've ever heard. Nadja covering A-Ha, Slayer, My Bloody Valentine, Swans, and a whole bunch of others in a bog of droning doom. It's friday and I want to get the fuck off this goddamn machine. Peace.

Click pic for link

Bazillion Points Blog + a short apology

So over the last couple of weeks I've been pillaging Ian Christe's Bazillion Points blog for the best fucking demos ever. Like truly rare, impossible to come by, only discovered by the biggest fucking metal dork you've ever met shit. It rules. Go to the Bazillion Points Blog now damnit.

Also, I just wanna apologize for the massive lack of doom lately. I've pretty much been stuck in a downward spiral of nothing but Electric Wizard, Bongzilla and Sleep when it comes to doom for the moment and I can't really get past it at the moment. More doom as soon as I find something else

WHAT THE FUCK?

In the last few days I've heard about this band from a couple of totally unrelated sources. Checked it out on youtube. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? I've never been more afraid of furniture in my entire life. Dan Bones, if you're reading this in Berlin, this shit is 100% for you.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

G.A.T.E.S. - Total Death

Japanese metal punk Motörhead worship on fucking crates of speed. Amazing shit. Been meaning to post this for fucking ages but just haven't gotten around to it. Mostly because I can't find decent sized cover art. Features 2 members of Church of Misery doing the exact opposite of what they usually do best. If you like Motörhead/Inepsy/Metal Punk this is the shit.

G.A.T.E.S. - Total Death

In honor of the joke post...





Here's punks, hippypunks, and skins all in one post! This digital squathouse is burnin' the fuck down and nobody's gonna survive this time. A list of UK classics Crass and Rudimentary Peni representing the Peace Punks, Cock Sparrer and the Oppressed in the Oi corner. All hell is breaking loose motherfuckers!

Crass - The Feeding of the 5000

Rudimentary Peni - Death Church

Cock Sparrer - Shock Troops

The Oppressed - Oi Singles and Rarities

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

At every Rats in the Walls show Vic has had to stall in between songs for one reason or another. Every show she tells this joke.

Why do girls wear make up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell.

So in honor of that, today is punk jokes day. Feel free to submit your best ones in the comments section.


- This building in London in the 70's has three floors. One floor is punks, the other floor is hippies, and the last floor is skinheads.

One day the building burns down in a 3 alarm fire

who survives the fire?

skinheads because they were at work.

- So this crusty is sitting outside of Rays on Ave A spanging. Some older dude with nice clothes walks past him and offers him a meal at Odessa, the crusty of course agrees to this and sits down with the older guy. A nice vegan meal and a couple of beers later the dude leans over to the crusty and whispers something.

The crusy reels back in disgust and then punches the dudes fucking lights out and gets up and walks out of the restaurant in a huff. One of the other customers runs out after him in shock asking what the hell could he have possibly said to deserve such an ass kicking?

The crusty responds with, "I dunno man, something about a job."

- How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None dickhead, punks only fuck in gutters.

Turisas - Battle Metal


So you know how I have that poll on the side of this thing that says "Gimme some more fuckin...?" And you know how I kinda ignore it most of the time just posting what ever random crap comes in to my head? And you know how it has that one thing that says überdouchey power metal or something? WELL NOW IS THE TIME I ANSWER 10% OF YOUR PRAYERS MOTHERFUCKERS!

Enter TURISAS!



A self described "Battle Metal Band" who toured with Dragonforce in '08. There's a good reason the vikings popularized the rape and pillage technique. It was obviously to give their ancestors some inspiration considering they definitely ain't gettin' laid on their own...



Thanks to Amondisk and Blake Sinclair for this one.

Turisas - Battle Metal

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Entombed - Wolverine Blues



In honor of Hesher Parrot here's Wolverine Blues. This album is fucking impossible to stop listening to for me. Death Metal + Rock N' Roll = Death 'n' Roll? What the fuck ever, just put it on and slay your brain. Oh yeah, this is the "Marvel Comics" version, the one with all the goofy movie samples and missing the song "Out of Hand." If you have the more common one send it over, I'll post that too. I just like Hellraiser samples...

Entombed - Wolverine Blues

Sigh.... The internet....

Junior Blames Philly. I Praise the Dark One

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

MAD SHOWS COMING UP!

So my bands have a shit ton of shows coming up this sunday, next monday, and next tuesday.

FLYERS BY TRON TONGOY AND THE UNDEFEATABLE DAN BONES respectively.




And then on tuesday (no flyer yet) Rats in the Walls is playing Matchless Bar in Brooklyn (corner of Manhattan and Driggs) next tuesday as a benefit for Juliet (the tall lady bartender) who shattered her pelvis and broke and arm and a leg.

The only other confirmed band is God Fires Man who are supposed to be pretty great modern hard rock shit.

3 FOR FUCKING 1 ON DRINKS PEOPLE! 3 FOR FUCKING 1!
They're also raffling off a custom chopped motorcycle, yanks and mets tix, moto gift certificates, other restaurant gift certificates, and some other shit.

There's a $10 cover but the entire cover/half the bar/all the tips are going straight to her. She just got out of the hospital after like 2 weeks. Brutal.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

An Interview with Chris Hakius of Sleep & OM... as remembered long after the fact.

During the Sunday of ATP I was lucky enough to grab a drink with the legendary Chris Hakius, drummer of Sleep, AsbestosDeath, and OM. Unlucky for my everything I had to record the conversation was out of batteries at the time so I went in with pen in hand, convinced I'd be able to jot notes down. After about 15 seconds with the guy that plan went to hell so I just went with it and took notes after. Anyways, here's the long and short.

The first thing that comes across when you meet Chris is the phrase, "down to Earth." The dude has that oh-so-rare quality of being chilled out but with it. Cool but not a space case. You can feel this quality radiating from him in not just conversation but in his drumming too. A straight, natural vibe that drives any band he's in without ever letting it drop. The 2nd thing you notice, is that even though he's basically pulled out of the whole touring/recording game the fire's still there. Dude's now 37, has a wife, a 2 year old kid, and a job driving trucks so his priorities are a little shifted but it's not like homie got hooked on skag and lives in a dumpster. Instead of touring he's now pretty into the whole dad/husband thing, more power to him if that makes him happy.

After talking about his actual family and his current state of affairs for a long amount of time things moved in to the obvious discussion of what it was like being back with Matt and Al and playing with Sleep again. The one quote I managed to get down was that, "it feels like no time has passed" since they last played together. According to Chris, even though there have been issues in the past, he, Matt, and Al are all brothers til the end. Fuckin' Al has a Chris tattoo for god's sakes. Even though they never intended to get back together, it just kind of naturally happened (along with a shit ton of nagging from the ATP promoter...). Happily, instead of "sleeping under bridges" and being flat broke, this time they get to play with a little cash in their pockets and a gushing public dying to hear them after a decade of absence started right after the recording of Dopesmoker.

Oh, on that topic, HERE'S THE OFFICIAL DOPESMOKER STORY ACCORDING TO CHRIS:
So apparently Sleep didn't bullshit their label, hide what they were doing and just turn in this 63minute Magnum (d)Opus as a blindside. Apparently they pitched the idea to London Records straight up front that they wanted to do one massive hour long track. The showed the label the layout of the sections on paper, invited the brass to practices, showed them more written layouts (I'd kill to see those man), GOT THE OK and then stepped in to the studio. That's when shit went awry. Apparently it was during the recording stage when London decided that an hour long, uncut, indivisible, paean to a fictitious tribe of ancient, bonged out, religious, nomads descending upon the holy land wasn't such a hot idea... Anyways, long and short, not their fault, sorry for the delay, glad the fans like it. PS: Allmusic is wrong on their take apparently.

From there we got talking about other holy men of note, specifically Justin Marler (who also played with Chris in the Sabians). Justin was the 4th member of Sleep during the Volume One days and replaced Tom Choi when he left AsbestosDeath (which facilitated the name change to Sleep). Apparently, Justin, who couldn't make it to the UK for the reunion, is also doing well and living in Texas(? could be wrong but I know it's some south and west state). And for the record yes he was a monk after he left Sleep but you know... he uhhh got better.

Anyways, I could write about this shit for hours but instead I'm just going to leave it with my favorite anecdote of the conversation, one I think sums up how they played back in the day and a few weeks ago. AsbestosDeath's first show was a high school talent show. Though they were the total crowd favorite (you know, according to Chris), they still came in 3rd place. Apparently the judges, some of whom were employed by the school, didn't take kindly to kids stage diving off the piano...

And that about says it all.

Monday, June 8, 2009

New Tracks of the Week

Last Weeks Tracks:
* The Neighbors - Lalalalalalalalalala
* Aus Rotten - The System Works for Them
* Death - Painkiller
* Electric Wizard - I, Witchfinder
* Witchfinder General - Free Country
* Ramones - Beat on the Brat
* Left for Dead - Who D'you Know
* Cro-Mags - Don't Tread on Me
* Fist Fokkers - Everything on their demo
* Johnny Thunders & the Heartbreakers - Let Go

New tracks are up. Email me if you want any. nogodsnovegetables@gmail.com